Mom deigned to leave me inside while she put up the Christmas decorations on the outside of the house. How rude. I don’t like to let her out of my laser vision, so I didn’t move from my spot by the window alllll day long.
I’m about sick of all the football games they’ve dragged me to this fall. So far, I’ve spent approximately 17 weekends in Kari’s apartment in Knoxville while Mom and Dad go to the games without me. Whatever, who cares about a stupid game devoted to pigs anyway? I’ll be at the bar.
I got to go with Mom to Knoxville (again) and surprise Kari on her 21st birthday! This was her the morning after. She told me to pipe down, that her head was pounding. I don’t get it. Did someone hit her over the head with a pound of bricks? Why is she so cranky? It’s a new day, Kari!