My name is Katey Layne.
I’m an AKC-registered Maltese.
I have the initials KLL, just like my big sisters, Kristin Leigh and Kari Lyn. They are cool. And their toes taste good, just like Fritos. I don’t know what Fritos taste like, but I can imagine. When I get to be all big like my brothers, maybe I will beg for one. A girl can dream.
I was born on June 11, 2009 in Murfreesboro, Tennessee. My birth mom is Olivia Newton John, and my daddy is Hollywoodz’s I’m on Cloud 9. I think that’s kind of a silly name. And I can’t pronounce it. But then again, I’m only 11 weeks, three days.
I was a surprise for my new mama Jeanie, for her 32nd 29th birthday party.
I don’t know what a birthday is, but I got to tag along to the party and it seemed cool.
Like me. I’m cool.
I’m new to this Tumblr thing, and I have a very short attention span so b—
