So far I’ve been a good girl when it comes to doing my bidness where I should—in the mulch outside. Except in the wee hours of the morning. Mom sleeps far too late—until 7am at least!—and I like to get up and play around on her bed hours before. Sometimes that leads to an accident. So she put this stupid diaper on me to prevent me from ruining her Ralph Lauren linens. I don’t like it much at all. It looks silly, and I’m a stylish girl with a reputation to maintain!
